I ROCK!

Bobby caved to my de mands last nite and i showwed them! two innings of shut out baseball and cris reetsmah blu the save. i wil be back as closer by the allstar brake i garantee.

ON STRIKE

I WILLNOT UP DATE THIS BOLG UNTIL I AM ALLOWWED TO PITCH IN A GAME.

Kenny Rogers is a fool

Lefty broke pinkie after hitting water cooler

U can't just go round hiting watercoolers if u dont knowhat u r doing. Now hes going to miss a start. I am going to teach a class in hiting watercoolers this offseason if u r interested, Kenny.

Hey, I realy like your music, too. Lady...

DAN KOLB - SCIENTIST

I have discovred that i can drink a hole pony kegg of ironcity beer in 8 minutes all by myself.

ITS NOT MY FAULT

PLEASE DONT HIT ME! NO, NOT WITH THE BAT! NOT THERE! O FUCKNO PLEASE IT HURTS STOP IT IM SORRY AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!