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HOEM ATLAST

I HAV BIN TRAIDED BAK 2 MILWALKEY 4 WESS OBERMUELLER. I AM V. V. XCITED. I WIL MIS AL MY FREINDS IN ATATALANNA BUT WILWALKEY IS WERE I BEELONG. GUDBY 4 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRAIVS LOOSE ITS NOT MY FALT

WE LOS TO HOOSTUN 3 GAIMS TO 1. JOEE DE VIEN GAIVE UP A HOMUR IN THE ATETENETH INING TO LOOSE IT! DONT U WISH I WUS ON THE ROSTUR INSTED?

BOBEY BLEEVES IN ME

HE BRAWT ME IN TO PICH W/2 ON IN THE AITH 2DAY. SHUR I GAIVE UP TO RUNS & LOS THE GAEM BUT I TEL YU IEV ALL MOST GOT IT & IF I JUS HAD 7 OR 8 MOER CHANSES ID BE UNSTOPABUL.

VACASHIN TIME

THE SESUNS ALLMOST OVER AND NOT A MOMINT TO SOUN. I GAIVE UP 6 HITS LAS NITE BUT NUN OF THEM WER HOMURS & I DIDNT WALK ENNEYWUN BUT I NEVUR GIT ENNEY CREDDIT. I WIL PROBLY B LEF OFF THE PLAYOF ROSTUR BUTT THETS FIEN I HAV RINTED A CABBEN ON A LAEK AND ILL LOOSE MY DIPOSUT IF IM STIL PICHING.

*I* DINT GIEV UP ANY RUNS

SHUR THER WER RUNS SCORD WEN I WUS IN THE GAME BUT THAY WER CHARJED TO FOSTUR NOT ME. I AM VERRY GUD AND DONT GIVE UP ANY RUNS ATALL.

OK HEARS THE THING

IT WUS HOT, I WUS TIERED, & I WANTID TO GO HOAM. WE PROBLY WULD HAVE LOST ENNEYWAY.